Single and Proud

Thats the name of my peice for oral interp. I have to present it tomorrow and I am not ready. I'm still cutting it and I am having a hard time getting it down to 3-5 minutes. But i will get it EVENTUALLY. I am writing this instead of working on that. I don't think i can write. Maybe I should try. I have ideas but I'm not really that talented. But I like reading LIana's stuff and I was the one to show to the dark side. Oh man I love them. They are wonderful. yea enough about them. I'm wearin gpink socks today. Every time I got over to Tori's house her little sister comments on how all my socks are the same brand but they're different colors. Eck I have an anatomy test tomorrow but i dont really know anything. So i don't know how thats going turn out. I bought shoes last Sunday. They're oKay but i was desperate so I got them even though i'm not in love with them. Ew i was just talking about shoes...and not my normal shoes. My phone likes to turn off at random times and its very annoy. I can't hold a text conversation becaus it will turn off and I'll think that i'm just not getting a response. OH yea and i tihnk that all you juniors out there NEED to vote for turner to be our prince. Why? BEcaus4e it would be awesome! and he deserves it more than them. Admit it he does...and it would be really funny...to me at least. Well i guess I'll go work on that oral interp now. Have a nice day.

:D

thats all I have to say... :D

Lean wit it

Rock wit it! My brother likes to make me do that dance for him becasue he thinks its funny. And it is pretty funny esspecially when I try to do the matrix part and I fall flat on my back. Yea so on to more important things. I have been burnt three times today and each really really hurt. First I burnt the back of my neck with Tori's hair straightener and that hurt like a mother and left a nice little red mark. Then I was drinking hot chocolate and I burnt my tongue becasue I refuse to wait until it cools to drink it.That hurt for a while too. And finally for the worst burn. I was trying to hot glue these beads to a mask and I put a line of it near the little eye hole. Well huge huge glob of it dropped through the hole and landed on my poor, innocent pinky burning it so bad that it is not blistered. And its hard to type when you have a blistered pinky finger! OW I just hit the shift button with my pinky and its REALLY HURT!!!(now I've learned to use my ring finger instead) Thats the story of todays injuries. Oh yea and on Saturday I was At E Steele's little bonfire party thing and I was sitting in a chair on a little hill (I know now smart to begin with) and the smoke started to blow into my eyes. So I shut them and I guess I must have leaned back a little becasue I wented up flat on my back, sitting in a chair. But luckily I didn't get hurt and I laughed a lot. Oh yea and I slept wrong on my neck and thats really sore too. Yea I'm just full of little aches and pains today...I'm getting old. AND speakig of old my mom gave me my birthday present early! I got this awesome little bitty digital camera!!! NOw I can take pictures of things!! AND speaking of pictures to day while at a halloween store with tori and carl there was this little zombie guy that was only haf a body and he crawled around using his arms. And well I decieded to put a darth vader mask on hi mand we got a picture of him crawling around the store with a darth vader mask on and it is the new background on tori's phone. And that makes me happy.

Yay!

Oly one day left until I can get a new cell phone! I love my old one but its gone stupid. It doesn't hold a charge and when I plug it in to charge the screen turns white and it doesnt work. I should be writing my reflection paper for Oral Interp but I donn't want to because I did bad. Like really bad. Almost horrible but not quite there. I am always cold now. I don't want to be be in Septmember. I want to be warm! I stayed in bed for an extra half an hour becasue my room was so cold. I need to stop eating giant cookies before dinner because then I'm not hungry. I want to cook or bake...but i have nothing. I really want to make a cheesecake so I guess I'll find a recipe for that and I'll make it eventually. My brother cannot cook a frozen pizza without setting off the stupid smoke alarm. And last time he did it I had a headache and every smoke alarm in my house went off. Then stopped. Then went off again. I'm not good at anything. I want to be good at something but I got nothing. I want a giant cookie but my brother is making a pizza. Oh yea and did I mention that I did really bad in oral interp today? Oh yea I did. Ok I'm just going to have to wait to make myself a cookie. My jelly beans don't make be happy anymore. I don't feel like purring. I guess I've just run out of self-esteem for now.

Kelsey...
no one can spell my name right. and I don't know why.

Mike is tall.

I thought that he deserved a title. I don't know why but I thought he did. Oh and Joel was in the car. It was just the funniest thing to me because he was IN THE CAR. The lady is wearing a bra on her head to keep warm...I never thought of that before...maybe I'll try it next time I get cold. I want one of those calanders that teaches you a new word each day. I want to learn new words and use them in everyday conversation. My word for today will be verisimilitude, whcih means the quality of seeming to be true. I think its where they got the same of the truth serum from Harry Potter. I'm listening to this song that i used to love when I was younger and I still love it! I love Mark Wills! LIana you should know who that is! If you don't you are being shunned by the entire community. I have a lot of analysis homework and a test on monday. But thats good because then I dont have homework. This is boring me because math homework is not interesting. Oh I learned something...people do not like to be licked. I will keep that in mind for the future.

Candy

I have candy in my house again and that makes me happy. I like candy...but who doesn't? Well i thought that that was a nice ice breaker. Now to the real reason why I'm posting. I went to the zoo with Tori's family on Saturday. There is a story about the car ride to the zoo but I'm not sure if I should share that one. So I'll move on to the more amusing stories about my trip to the zoo. I was walking down the little zoo path going from the Wolfe exhibit to the bathrooms because Tori's little brother had to go. Ok so I was walking and something to my right caught my eye a little bit and before I had time to react I chipmunk ran directly into my foot bounced off and ran way. Unfortunalty I screamed and felt like an idiot but it isn't an everyday thing to have a chipmunk run directly into your shoe. Ok so the second thing at the zoo that made me scream. We were walking through this trail thingy about Africa and we stopped to look for the Okapi. No one could see it until I looked down a bit and saw it standing about five feet away from me sticking it head up onto the ledge-tihng we were standing on...yet again I kind of screamed a little (not as bad as with the chipmunk) and jumped to the side...I got laughed at. That was my third stike for the way and I decieded that the zoo was trying to kill me. (The first one was in the car on the way there) but as I said I'm not sure I want to share that story.

Ow...

So I learned a lesson today. I should not slap box. I'm not very good at it. And now my forehead hurts. Apparently my brother is good at it. I will not be slap boxing anytime in the near future. He only stopped when I busted out the stapler...I was putting up my accepted poster...I swear! I had to vaccum my backpack out today becasue there was a bunch of trash and such in it. I have to sneeze but a pop up on my computer just stopped it. I dont think thats ever happened before. I really like garlic bagel ships. I think they're my favotire food. But I ate all of them. Oh and I'm sorry to Mike and Zack for putting up my spasms during Snakes on a Plane. I was a little jumpy.

Beans, Green

That's what my recipe from Michael's says. I think its funny but I love green beans so much that anything related to them pleases me. I love footloose too. Sorry about that transition but I'm listening to the soundtrack..I haven't lisened to that since Macbeth. How do I know that, you may ask. Well before going on stage for my amzing role of Scottish Soldier 3 I was always bouncing around and singing/huming the song "Let's here it for the boy" oh i love that song! Oh Footloose was such a good play! Ah it was go cool! They were all wearing converse! It was pretty fancy...well small town hick fancy but fancy none the less. Oh and I like the song somebody's eyes..oh yea and the girl gets around. Um what else....I went to the library. Tori took a picture of a cute guy that pulled up next to us...she was like totally staring at him...ok that was fun to say ha ha. My eyes are getting sleeping becasue my mixture of cold medecine and a starbuck mocha frappuccino is wearing off finally. I will not make the mustake of taking cold medecine with caffenine again...though it did make work so a bit faster. But what made it go really fast was this kid Nick. Oh he is so funny! Oh and I saw him at Costco once! And I, Kelsey, actually went up and talked to him. I normally dont talk to people i see and I talked to him! I'm really taking steps forward! oh and I feel important! Yea some of you know what I'm talking about! oh yea!

SStar

p.s. beans, green te he

Could this possibly happen to anyone else?

The answer to that would be no. No one I know could possibly be terrorized by a bee in their own car, jump out of the car, get terrorized outside of the car, then make a made dash for the beeless car and smach their head on the doorframe. Yes I do beleive that this could happen to nobody else but me. And now I have a bum on my head. Oh I learned that watch who wants to be a millionaire makes me feel smart. Oh yea and that soap operas can be very interesting. Um yea and I think I've made a decision but who knows. I tihnk to much but as Liana says I'm not allowed to think. I think I'm going to go drug mysle because my head really hurts right now.

Green Eyes

My snow leopard is looking at me, trying to tell me what to do. But I don't think he can help because he isn't saying anything, just staring back at me with his plastic green eyes. Its a little scary because it looks like he really cares but he's not alive. I realize that I'm not going to find an answer staring into the eyes of a stuffed snow leopard but it couldn't hurt to try. and plus he's soft. So for now I guess I'll just keeping searching for an answer in his eyes and even if I never find one he still looks like he's trying and again he's soft.

SStar

Ah

Hmm I want to write something but I don't really think that I have anything to say. Um the past two days I have helped my mom in her classroom. I almost melted. It was so hot! This kitty doesn't want to stand up oh wait he is now! Yay KITTY!!! Ok thats done now. There's a pin cushion looking at me. Oh I know something that I could say. I made my Ipod nano a little cozy. Its made out of blue fleece and I thought that my Ipod should be prepared for the winter ahead. But when its in the cozy i kind of looks like a monster. Yea. As Liana said we have officially run out of thing to talk about. Wel except my jazz recorder debut. Yes I performed my jazzed up version of hot crossed buns in front of a bunch of people. I thought I was the best one to perform that night! But thats only my opinion. Oh and as Tori said I mety someone from Chile. His name was Gonzalo...not Guatamala-mo or any of tori's crazy names for him. lol and um for the record tori's sister, Grace, has terrifying dreams.

SStar

Victor Vito

Has anyone else here heard that commercial for the Laurie Berkner band CD? Because I swear I hear that everyday and I'm starting to want to buy it. I think there might be something wrong with that. I just keep hearing two of the little song bits in my head. The first song goes...Victor Vito and Freddie Vasco ate a burriot filled with tobasco...yea I know and the second one...my perosnal favorite...we are the dinosaurs matching marching we are the dinosaurs what do yo tihnk think of that (HUUUHH)...its fun to sing that one. I have a pencil sharpener staring at me. I don't think it likes me. I tihnk it might want to eat me... It electrocuted me once I swear to god!...and I think it that it read my storie I wrote in second grade. Um I just though that maybe I should ask you if its wierd for a second grader to write a book about Man-eating pencil sharpeners? Just a quesiton. And making a ninja glow-in-the-dark definatly defeats the purpoe of a ninja.

SStar

Gone Again

Now my Max is gone for good. This lady came while I was at work and took him. She's going to make him a therapy dog and she has a seven month old golden lab. Max and him got along well so I tihnk that my baby will be happy.

SStar

Humfff

Man this is how I felt yesterday. I was not feeling too good. I had a bad headache and kept feeling car sick everytime I got in a car. But I just took some stuff and I felt better. Oh I saw Monster House! That was a good movie! I have to work today. BVUt I only have to work three days this week. And the days are spread out so its not wrok, work, work...its off,work,off,work,off,work,off. So thats good. I'm pretty sure that all that I'm saying right now is interesting nobady so I'm going to stop talking. Have a nice day.

SStar

Gone

Yesterday at about 6:15 PM the guy came to take away my dogs. We packed up their stuff, gave it to him, and they left. I went over to PJ's house and then at 9:21ish my mom called and said that Max and the guys other dogs weren't getting along. His little stupid Boston Terrier was attacking my poor Max. So the guy brought Max back but kept Cody. So I have my baby back!

SStar

Something New and Different...

Yesterday was a pretty good day. I went to work...nothing happened there. I went to Mike's party....had a good time. Carl and I both got him the same kind of little bean thing that when it grows theres a message on it. BUt my was cooler becasue mine grew out of an egg. His grew out of a can...ha! Oh! And then the best part of the day! We were laying in Mike's backyard looking up at the stars and we saw a satelite. That sparked a conversation about shooting stars and I had never seen one. Then Tori, Carl, and I went over to Carl's house becasue you could see more stars out there. We went on his trampoline and looked up for a while. The trees there made the coolest little opening where you could see the sky. And guess what!! I saw three, yes THREE, shooting stars! It was the coolest thing EVER! Two of them were really huge ones and then there was one smaller one that only I saw. Then Tori slept over and we didn't go to sleep until about 2 in the morning. Then Tori, Carl, and I went to breakfast. We dropped Tori off at work and saw the Ant Bully. But now I have to go to work so I tihnk that my way will start going downhill.

Kel-C

From cheesecake dance to

being completely miserable. I'll start at the beginning because my whole day wasn't horrible. It started out well. I woke up at 5:30 then slept until 10. I then had the most hysterically funnyt hing happen..I won't say what but it involved a text saying "hey princess." Then I went to the pool and had some fun. Then it came crashing down. My mom told me that she put an ad in the newspaper to get rid of my babies. Yes its ture. We have to get rid of Max and Cody. My two favorite things in this world....

Kel-C

Well...

I do believe that its time for...the cheesecake dance! I love cheesecake. I just saw a guy on TV turning burning paper into a bottle of water but that was the only cool part. Hmm I had to work today... Iworked for about 5 1/2 hours and got no break. I really think that that has to be breaking some sort of law. Oh yea and by the way its hot in Topeka.

Kel-C

Got it!

Ha after a year of having my permit I finally got my license! I can drive legally! Alright now I'm hungry...

Kel-C

My List

Here is my list...

I want a tree house
I want to be truly terrified of something
I want something that I am really good at
I want to run around in the rain
I want a rat
I want to write a new fairy tale
I want to not care for just one day
I want someone who hates traditional romance as much as I do
I want all the green shoes that I could ever want
I want to stay a week in an ice hotel
I want to go rock climbing
I want to yell at someone and not feel bad
I want to hug Matt Raftery
I want to spend as much time in the zoo as I want to
I want a child with a weird name
I want some sexy shoes/boots
I want to take a nap in the middle of a field
I want to have a dinner party
I want to see The Wedding Singer on Broadway
I want a pygmy hippo
I want to make a funny snowman
I want a trench coat
I want to buy more than one thing from the front of a store
I want to learn how to swing dance
I want an imaginary friend
I want to become lost when I’m with someone
I want a massage
I want to dye my hair a fun color
I want to become dizzy when I’m with someone
I want to be needed
I want to forget who I am
I want to take a pole dancing class
I want to be a character in a cartoon
I want to be fancy
I want to fall asleep with someone
I want stay up all night with someone
I want a lot of hats
I want to collect fun magnets
I want to be thrown up against a wall
I want fangs
I want a moon bounce
I want a fluffy bathrobe
I want dance on a table
I want to buy weird clothes and have no one judge me
I want a tattoo from the guys at Miami Ink
I want to spin around until I fall down
I want an Irish comedian
I want to go to another Bowling for Soup concert
I want to be the first to see a new Broadway musical
I want a summer away from everything
I want to understand the way others think
I want people to understand how I think
I want to party like its 1999
I want to be able to go back to the 80’s
I want Jason Lee
I want to make a stupid video and have it posted online
I want a live-in chef and maid and hairstylist and make up artist and…this list could go one forever
I want to be everything that I have ever wanted to be

There it is go read other poeples and make one yourself!!I its fun...I promise! oh and watch the video below! YOU HAVE TO!

Kel-C