Orange Julius

I think that has become my favorite new random pointless phrase. Its a fun thing to say whe n you have nothing else to say...orange julius. And its even better because I know the history behind the orange julius...thank you food network...but CURSE YOU Rachel Rea!!! She is hypnotizing! And I actually caught myself saying "E-v-o-o" ugh stupid extra virgin olive oil. Yea and I have something else to say and that is...orange julius. See it just fits in anywhere! OH yea and Happy Orange-juggling barefoot clown day!

Kelsey

Giant Cookie

Everyone wants a giant cookie, right? Well I made a giant cookie. I thought it would fantasticly fun and wonderfully tasty. And well, it was. Except that the inside wasn't fully cooked becasue if I cooked it anymore then the outer part would have become black, burnt, and unappealing. So I ate it. It tasted like warm cookie dough so it was pretty freaking awesome! But what I didn't realize was that I had made a giant cookie and I was not giant sized. I finished the cookie and it was as cookie-tastic as I expected it to be. Only thing is that when I finished I was too full and I was then unhappy. And I couldn't eat my unhappiness away because it was the delicious food that caused my discomfort. So I guess I couldn't eat enough to get too fat to escape my pit of shame. But I don't feel like moving so I guess I won't be leaving anytime soon. But I will rename to pit of shame. It is now the cavern of ugh. Its not an enjoyable place but I am not in a mood to hop out of it onto the surface of twirly-skippy-chirpy land.

Kelsey

Bad

I am bad at video games. I was not born with a natural ability. I can't even get very far on a game on my phone....stupid little red ball...Yea. I'm going to go play HArry Pott er and the Prisoner of Azkaban on my PS2 becasue that game is easy and I've already beaten it. It will make me feel better becasue last time I played it I beat it in one day. So off I go! Everyone have a nice day! I'm getting my hair cut and colored tonight and I'm excited!

+Bobsey
...I've given up fighting it.

Thinking

I've been thinking...possibly too much. And I have decieded that if anyone else could hear my thoughts they would have me commited. This thought crossed my mind at work last night. It was about two hours into my shift. And after about an hour and a half of talking and singing to myself. Luckily this time I didn't start thinking with a British nanny's voice. That was a bad day (I was cleaning bathroom for hours). I have decieded that I need to stop thinking. Its never about anytihng important but I need a day were I can just sit back, relax and let my mind shut up. Oh and I have a story from work! I was working concessions last night and these four girls came in. Two of them looked normal enough but the other two...ok one was wearing a yellow dress that had a pattern on it that I couldn't understand what it was (it turned out to be like blackish paint splotchy looking things) AND the other girl was the scariest of them all...she was wearing a faux fur leopard print jacket, tiny little green shorts, and under these short leopard print leggings that went all the way down to her ankles. Then she was wearing these scary low heeled pink shoes that looked like they been standing out on the corner for too many nights. But hey I don't really care what they were wearing, i was just intriqued. But then after they ordered ( 3 medium fanta and a coke with no ice), they went into their moive. BUt then they came back. And they asked me if we had barbeque sauce. Remember I work at a movie theater, have you ever been to a movei theater with barbeque sauce? I haven't. SO I told them no but we had ketchup...then they went to the ends to get ketchup but seeing that there was nothing to put it in, they pumped the ketchup into a napkin and scampered off. I thought that this would be the last time I had to deal with them but OH NO they came back. With a small empty bag of popcorn (remember their order) and requested a new bag...hmmmm i wonder why? oh maybe they fished it out of the garbage and were trying to get free popcorn. Luckily after that they left. OK thats my story. And now I am going off ot try to not think for a while. Oh but before I go I want to leave with some words of wisdom I got form my manager Jame last night. Bros before hoes. Remember that.

Kelsey

Slinky Incident

Tori is not allow near the slinky. She broke it. Well in the end it got fixed but the was a scary fifteen minute time period when we didn't know if it would ever...slink?...again. It was a horrible time in our history and I hope to never have to relive it again. I can't imagine Analysis without the slinky. ea so that was during Oral Interp while people were giving this presentations...this week it was poerty...but theres nothing exciting about that. Next week its childrens literature. Ugh instead of giving our presentations to just our little class, we have to do it infron tof NINE, yes that would be NINE, classroom full of disabled 3-5 year olds. I do not want to give my interpretation in front of those children. I have been in front of and done plenty of stuff for5 year old disable children. My mom used to teach them. I've had about my fill. But besides that, my piece isn't age/cognitive level appropriate and I'm not changing becasue I love what I'm doing. And I'm doing Sideways Stories from Wayside School. Yea still childrens literature but not 3-5 year old level. Especially not 3-5 year old with developmental delays and such. Also when the teacher and speech therapist can in to tell us this I realize how much I really do know about all this stuff...its wierd. Ok I'm finished. Oh yea I realized that I don't seperate my thoughts into paragraphs...i guess i don't think in paraghraphs...

Have a Nice day,
Kelsey

p.s. my name is not Bobsey...harumpff

ehhhhhhhhh

I'm home. I already slept in my own bed. It was pretty awesome. And there is something sticky and unappealing on the letter s and I dont like it. Eh I forgot how much to do not enjoy being in my house alone. Well my memory has been refreshed and I want my mom to come home. But she won't be home until about 9 tonight. And I am not really too great. I have an odd feeling in the upper region of my torse. Its an odd almost vomitty feeling but not really there all the way. It is not a fun feeling. I really need to buy a new phone because my current one is making me angry on about an hourly basis. I wish this one could just be fixed but nope they dont sell it any more so its out of warranty. I should eat something but I just want my mommy to come home. I'm tired so I'm going to sit around for a while. Have a nice day.

Home

I wanna go home. I miss my bed...i don't like the floor.

Single and Proud

Thats the name of my peice for oral interp. I have to present it tomorrow and I am not ready. I'm still cutting it and I am having a hard time getting it down to 3-5 minutes. But i will get it EVENTUALLY. I am writing this instead of working on that. I don't think i can write. Maybe I should try. I have ideas but I'm not really that talented. But I like reading LIana's stuff and I was the one to show to the dark side. Oh man I love them. They are wonderful. yea enough about them. I'm wearin gpink socks today. Every time I got over to Tori's house her little sister comments on how all my socks are the same brand but they're different colors. Eck I have an anatomy test tomorrow but i dont really know anything. So i don't know how thats going turn out. I bought shoes last Sunday. They're oKay but i was desperate so I got them even though i'm not in love with them. Ew i was just talking about shoes...and not my normal shoes. My phone likes to turn off at random times and its very annoy. I can't hold a text conversation becaus it will turn off and I'll think that i'm just not getting a response. OH yea and i tihnk that all you juniors out there NEED to vote for turner to be our prince. Why? BEcaus4e it would be awesome! and he deserves it more than them. Admit it he does...and it would be really funny...to me at least. Well i guess I'll go work on that oral interp now. Have a nice day.

:D

thats all I have to say... :D

Lean wit it

Rock wit it! My brother likes to make me do that dance for him becasue he thinks its funny. And it is pretty funny esspecially when I try to do the matrix part and I fall flat on my back. Yea so on to more important things. I have been burnt three times today and each really really hurt. First I burnt the back of my neck with Tori's hair straightener and that hurt like a mother and left a nice little red mark. Then I was drinking hot chocolate and I burnt my tongue becasue I refuse to wait until it cools to drink it.That hurt for a while too. And finally for the worst burn. I was trying to hot glue these beads to a mask and I put a line of it near the little eye hole. Well huge huge glob of it dropped through the hole and landed on my poor, innocent pinky burning it so bad that it is not blistered. And its hard to type when you have a blistered pinky finger! OW I just hit the shift button with my pinky and its REALLY HURT!!!(now I've learned to use my ring finger instead) Thats the story of todays injuries. Oh yea and on Saturday I was At E Steele's little bonfire party thing and I was sitting in a chair on a little hill (I know now smart to begin with) and the smoke started to blow into my eyes. So I shut them and I guess I must have leaned back a little becasue I wented up flat on my back, sitting in a chair. But luckily I didn't get hurt and I laughed a lot. Oh yea and I slept wrong on my neck and thats really sore too. Yea I'm just full of little aches and pains today...I'm getting old. AND speakig of old my mom gave me my birthday present early! I got this awesome little bitty digital camera!!! NOw I can take pictures of things!! AND speaking of pictures to day while at a halloween store with tori and carl there was this little zombie guy that was only haf a body and he crawled around using his arms. And well I decieded to put a darth vader mask on hi mand we got a picture of him crawling around the store with a darth vader mask on and it is the new background on tori's phone. And that makes me happy.

Yay!

Oly one day left until I can get a new cell phone! I love my old one but its gone stupid. It doesn't hold a charge and when I plug it in to charge the screen turns white and it doesnt work. I should be writing my reflection paper for Oral Interp but I donn't want to because I did bad. Like really bad. Almost horrible but not quite there. I am always cold now. I don't want to be be in Septmember. I want to be warm! I stayed in bed for an extra half an hour becasue my room was so cold. I need to stop eating giant cookies before dinner because then I'm not hungry. I want to cook or bake...but i have nothing. I really want to make a cheesecake so I guess I'll find a recipe for that and I'll make it eventually. My brother cannot cook a frozen pizza without setting off the stupid smoke alarm. And last time he did it I had a headache and every smoke alarm in my house went off. Then stopped. Then went off again. I'm not good at anything. I want to be good at something but I got nothing. I want a giant cookie but my brother is making a pizza. Oh yea and did I mention that I did really bad in oral interp today? Oh yea I did. Ok I'm just going to have to wait to make myself a cookie. My jelly beans don't make be happy anymore. I don't feel like purring. I guess I've just run out of self-esteem for now.

Kelsey...
no one can spell my name right. and I don't know why.

Mike is tall.

I thought that he deserved a title. I don't know why but I thought he did. Oh and Joel was in the car. It was just the funniest thing to me because he was IN THE CAR. The lady is wearing a bra on her head to keep warm...I never thought of that before...maybe I'll try it next time I get cold. I want one of those calanders that teaches you a new word each day. I want to learn new words and use them in everyday conversation. My word for today will be verisimilitude, whcih means the quality of seeming to be true. I think its where they got the same of the truth serum from Harry Potter. I'm listening to this song that i used to love when I was younger and I still love it! I love Mark Wills! LIana you should know who that is! If you don't you are being shunned by the entire community. I have a lot of analysis homework and a test on monday. But thats good because then I dont have homework. This is boring me because math homework is not interesting. Oh I learned something...people do not like to be licked. I will keep that in mind for the future.

Candy

I have candy in my house again and that makes me happy. I like candy...but who doesn't? Well i thought that that was a nice ice breaker. Now to the real reason why I'm posting. I went to the zoo with Tori's family on Saturday. There is a story about the car ride to the zoo but I'm not sure if I should share that one. So I'll move on to the more amusing stories about my trip to the zoo. I was walking down the little zoo path going from the Wolfe exhibit to the bathrooms because Tori's little brother had to go. Ok so I was walking and something to my right caught my eye a little bit and before I had time to react I chipmunk ran directly into my foot bounced off and ran way. Unfortunalty I screamed and felt like an idiot but it isn't an everyday thing to have a chipmunk run directly into your shoe. Ok so the second thing at the zoo that made me scream. We were walking through this trail thingy about Africa and we stopped to look for the Okapi. No one could see it until I looked down a bit and saw it standing about five feet away from me sticking it head up onto the ledge-tihng we were standing on...yet again I kind of screamed a little (not as bad as with the chipmunk) and jumped to the side...I got laughed at. That was my third stike for the way and I decieded that the zoo was trying to kill me. (The first one was in the car on the way there) but as I said I'm not sure I want to share that story.

Ow...

So I learned a lesson today. I should not slap box. I'm not very good at it. And now my forehead hurts. Apparently my brother is good at it. I will not be slap boxing anytime in the near future. He only stopped when I busted out the stapler...I was putting up my accepted poster...I swear! I had to vaccum my backpack out today becasue there was a bunch of trash and such in it. I have to sneeze but a pop up on my computer just stopped it. I dont think thats ever happened before. I really like garlic bagel ships. I think they're my favotire food. But I ate all of them. Oh and I'm sorry to Mike and Zack for putting up my spasms during Snakes on a Plane. I was a little jumpy.

Beans, Green

That's what my recipe from Michael's says. I think its funny but I love green beans so much that anything related to them pleases me. I love footloose too. Sorry about that transition but I'm listening to the soundtrack..I haven't lisened to that since Macbeth. How do I know that, you may ask. Well before going on stage for my amzing role of Scottish Soldier 3 I was always bouncing around and singing/huming the song "Let's here it for the boy" oh i love that song! Oh Footloose was such a good play! Ah it was go cool! They were all wearing converse! It was pretty fancy...well small town hick fancy but fancy none the less. Oh and I like the song somebody's eyes..oh yea and the girl gets around. Um what else....I went to the library. Tori took a picture of a cute guy that pulled up next to us...she was like totally staring at him...ok that was fun to say ha ha. My eyes are getting sleeping becasue my mixture of cold medecine and a starbuck mocha frappuccino is wearing off finally. I will not make the mustake of taking cold medecine with caffenine again...though it did make work so a bit faster. But what made it go really fast was this kid Nick. Oh he is so funny! Oh and I saw him at Costco once! And I, Kelsey, actually went up and talked to him. I normally dont talk to people i see and I talked to him! I'm really taking steps forward! oh and I feel important! Yea some of you know what I'm talking about! oh yea!

SStar

p.s. beans, green te he

Could this possibly happen to anyone else?

The answer to that would be no. No one I know could possibly be terrorized by a bee in their own car, jump out of the car, get terrorized outside of the car, then make a made dash for the beeless car and smach their head on the doorframe. Yes I do beleive that this could happen to nobody else but me. And now I have a bum on my head. Oh I learned that watch who wants to be a millionaire makes me feel smart. Oh yea and that soap operas can be very interesting. Um yea and I think I've made a decision but who knows. I tihnk to much but as Liana says I'm not allowed to think. I think I'm going to go drug mysle because my head really hurts right now.

Green Eyes

My snow leopard is looking at me, trying to tell me what to do. But I don't think he can help because he isn't saying anything, just staring back at me with his plastic green eyes. Its a little scary because it looks like he really cares but he's not alive. I realize that I'm not going to find an answer staring into the eyes of a stuffed snow leopard but it couldn't hurt to try. and plus he's soft. So for now I guess I'll just keeping searching for an answer in his eyes and even if I never find one he still looks like he's trying and again he's soft.

SStar

Ah

Hmm I want to write something but I don't really think that I have anything to say. Um the past two days I have helped my mom in her classroom. I almost melted. It was so hot! This kitty doesn't want to stand up oh wait he is now! Yay KITTY!!! Ok thats done now. There's a pin cushion looking at me. Oh I know something that I could say. I made my Ipod nano a little cozy. Its made out of blue fleece and I thought that my Ipod should be prepared for the winter ahead. But when its in the cozy i kind of looks like a monster. Yea. As Liana said we have officially run out of thing to talk about. Wel except my jazz recorder debut. Yes I performed my jazzed up version of hot crossed buns in front of a bunch of people. I thought I was the best one to perform that night! But thats only my opinion. Oh and as Tori said I mety someone from Chile. His name was Gonzalo...not Guatamala-mo or any of tori's crazy names for him. lol and um for the record tori's sister, Grace, has terrifying dreams.

SStar

Victor Vito

Has anyone else here heard that commercial for the Laurie Berkner band CD? Because I swear I hear that everyday and I'm starting to want to buy it. I think there might be something wrong with that. I just keep hearing two of the little song bits in my head. The first song goes...Victor Vito and Freddie Vasco ate a burriot filled with tobasco...yea I know and the second one...my perosnal favorite...we are the dinosaurs matching marching we are the dinosaurs what do yo tihnk think of that (HUUUHH)...its fun to sing that one. I have a pencil sharpener staring at me. I don't think it likes me. I tihnk it might want to eat me... It electrocuted me once I swear to god!...and I think it that it read my storie I wrote in second grade. Um I just though that maybe I should ask you if its wierd for a second grader to write a book about Man-eating pencil sharpeners? Just a quesiton. And making a ninja glow-in-the-dark definatly defeats the purpoe of a ninja.

SStar

Gone Again

Now my Max is gone for good. This lady came while I was at work and took him. She's going to make him a therapy dog and she has a seven month old golden lab. Max and him got along well so I tihnk that my baby will be happy.

SStar