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Oh yea its a baby fennek fox, deal with it.

Smile

Aw look at the little fish with the smile

Love of my Life

I love this kid so much...and I'm the one that bought him the moustaches...

Cheesy-tastic or ew-not tastic...

Not all cheese popcorn is created equally. There is some fantastic stuff...the white cheddar smart pop stuff...and then there is some not so fantastic stuff...the stuff I got from Meijer. I really like white cheddar popcorn when it is done right. When its not it just makes me want to cry. An I did cry. A lot. The problem with it was that there was just not enough cheese on it! It tastes far to much like just plain gross cheesless, butterless, saltless popcorn. Ew, I know! At the speech meet someone brought O-Ke-Doke white cheddar popcorn and it was awesome! It was my baby for the entire meet. It was also a really good choice because if it was the normal orange cheese popcorn it would have stained fingers and clothes but not with the white cheedar. Okay I will admit it not I am a white supremisist only when it comes to popcorn...ok man this could be taken out of context. Well just to protect myself...I love Charise! ...okay i think I'm safe....for now...DUM DUM DUM!!!! I need to finish this becasue you can only rant about cheese popcorn for so long...well I'll leave you with my post-ly question. Why don't movie theaters have cheese popcorn?

NEW REALLY ALL THAT NEW

Well I'm back from a shortish leave of absence. I was gone because I never had time but who cares? Back to the main topic! This blog is being revamped. I will no longer talk about me but only talk about what I feel like yammering on about. Well I might as well start now!

I've had one topic on my mind lately. "What is that topic?" you may ask. Or you may not...I dont'e care if you're here you're going to pretend you are interested. Well I've been thinking about ABBA a lot recently. And yes I know that the B should be backwards but hey i dont know how to do that Mr and Mrs Nit Picky. My collegue and I have a theory that everyone loves ABBA. They just don't act like it or tell anybody. But even though everyone loves ABBA not everyone is allowed to sing ABBA. Its a rule I have. I will tell you if you are not allowed to sing ABBA. If you stop I'll just stop you. I really will. Well back on track. . .the men of ABBA have the best lines in the songs. for EXAMPLE!!!!!!!! In "Take a Chance" they sing "take a chance, take a chance, take a chicka-chance chance" fantastic I know! Then in "Super Trouper" they sing "Suppa-pa Troupa-pa" just over and over and it is wonderfully amusing. Well now I have a story!!! gather round! When you search for Super Trouper on youtube.com the ABBA version does not come up first. The A*TEENS versioin does. The completely unnecessary ABBA*TEENS! If there is ABBA there is no need for the ABBA*TEENS. I guess ABBA just isn't hip enough. Well you may ask what could ABBA more hip and "with it"! Well I have the answer! MAMMA MIA TECHONO VERSION!!!!! Oh yea it exists! But thats not your speed is it? all those funky beats giving you a headache? Well then I have just the thing for you! ABBA PUPPETS!!!!!!! Yes they also exist! Very life-likeish ones even. Well this about wraps up my thoughts on ABBA for now. Beleive me there's more in here. But before we leave I will propose a question to hereby be know as as the question of the blog. oKay here it is: What is Super Trouper even about? I get it a bit but really come on "Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me" what?

AND now I leave you with. . . ABBA PUPPETS!!!

What Happened to Our Love It Used to Be So Good,

Kelsey

100th Post

And all it is is a picture...IMPROV NIGHT PICTURE!!!!!!!!!

BOOM CONT.

Yea this is a really long explosion.

BOOM

That was the sound of my brain exploding.

It WAS My Birthday!

Yea last Saturday was my birthday! I am seventeen! Yea still wierd to say...SEVENTEEN! I am going to have a party eventually probably next weekend because things keep coming up to inturupt my plans. But we will get through this! I'm bowling again so that means that I will get to eat bowling alley food and get fat! yay bowling alley food! Though I might end up like Dr. Saphira filled with so much fat that it is impossible to cut through the skin without cutting through the muscle. So to make a long story short, MIke and I are stuck with the spawn of satan in embalmed cat form. Yes it is evil and looks at me! I swear it does...even though its dead...well its eyes are half open and from a certain angle it looks like the cat is just looking at you. ITS CRAZY!! But yea so the cat is much mean. It must have had a good life because its the fattest cat there and has a stupid layer of fat but very thin skin...stupid jerk cat.

Kelsey

New Favorite Person

I have a new favorite person and it is...drumroll please....oh come on guys! you can do better than that I said drumroll please!...Alright my new favorite person is Max! Yes congratulations Max! You don't really win anything except a free milk...maybe. Oh yea and on a totally different subject I got free chips today! I bought potato skins after school and I thought they were going to get stuck but they fell and when they fell there were two! My potato skins multiplied in MIDAIR! I beleive I may be the first to witness this miracle but if you have also please tell me about your experience with this phenomena...well i guess you can't call one a phenomena...eh whatever! Oh and I should never dye my hair blond...ever. And I send a curse you!!!!
to my arch nemesis out there!!!!

Kelsey

Orange Julius

I think that has become my favorite new random pointless phrase. Its a fun thing to say whe n you have nothing else to say...orange julius. And its even better because I know the history behind the orange julius...thank you food network...but CURSE YOU Rachel Rea!!! She is hypnotizing! And I actually caught myself saying "E-v-o-o" ugh stupid extra virgin olive oil. Yea and I have something else to say and that is...orange julius. See it just fits in anywhere! OH yea and Happy Orange-juggling barefoot clown day!

Kelsey

Giant Cookie

Everyone wants a giant cookie, right? Well I made a giant cookie. I thought it would fantasticly fun and wonderfully tasty. And well, it was. Except that the inside wasn't fully cooked becasue if I cooked it anymore then the outer part would have become black, burnt, and unappealing. So I ate it. It tasted like warm cookie dough so it was pretty freaking awesome! But what I didn't realize was that I had made a giant cookie and I was not giant sized. I finished the cookie and it was as cookie-tastic as I expected it to be. Only thing is that when I finished I was too full and I was then unhappy. And I couldn't eat my unhappiness away because it was the delicious food that caused my discomfort. So I guess I couldn't eat enough to get too fat to escape my pit of shame. But I don't feel like moving so I guess I won't be leaving anytime soon. But I will rename to pit of shame. It is now the cavern of ugh. Its not an enjoyable place but I am not in a mood to hop out of it onto the surface of twirly-skippy-chirpy land.

Kelsey

Bad

I am bad at video games. I was not born with a natural ability. I can't even get very far on a game on my phone....stupid little red ball...Yea. I'm going to go play HArry Pott er and the Prisoner of Azkaban on my PS2 becasue that game is easy and I've already beaten it. It will make me feel better becasue last time I played it I beat it in one day. So off I go! Everyone have a nice day! I'm getting my hair cut and colored tonight and I'm excited!

+Bobsey
...I've given up fighting it.

Thinking

I've been thinking...possibly too much. And I have decieded that if anyone else could hear my thoughts they would have me commited. This thought crossed my mind at work last night. It was about two hours into my shift. And after about an hour and a half of talking and singing to myself. Luckily this time I didn't start thinking with a British nanny's voice. That was a bad day (I was cleaning bathroom for hours). I have decieded that I need to stop thinking. Its never about anytihng important but I need a day were I can just sit back, relax and let my mind shut up. Oh and I have a story from work! I was working concessions last night and these four girls came in. Two of them looked normal enough but the other two...ok one was wearing a yellow dress that had a pattern on it that I couldn't understand what it was (it turned out to be like blackish paint splotchy looking things) AND the other girl was the scariest of them all...she was wearing a faux fur leopard print jacket, tiny little green shorts, and under these short leopard print leggings that went all the way down to her ankles. Then she was wearing these scary low heeled pink shoes that looked like they been standing out on the corner for too many nights. But hey I don't really care what they were wearing, i was just intriqued. But then after they ordered ( 3 medium fanta and a coke with no ice), they went into their moive. BUt then they came back. And they asked me if we had barbeque sauce. Remember I work at a movie theater, have you ever been to a movei theater with barbeque sauce? I haven't. SO I told them no but we had ketchup...then they went to the ends to get ketchup but seeing that there was nothing to put it in, they pumped the ketchup into a napkin and scampered off. I thought that this would be the last time I had to deal with them but OH NO they came back. With a small empty bag of popcorn (remember their order) and requested a new bag...hmmmm i wonder why? oh maybe they fished it out of the garbage and were trying to get free popcorn. Luckily after that they left. OK thats my story. And now I am going off ot try to not think for a while. Oh but before I go I want to leave with some words of wisdom I got form my manager Jame last night. Bros before hoes. Remember that.

Kelsey

Slinky Incident

Tori is not allow near the slinky. She broke it. Well in the end it got fixed but the was a scary fifteen minute time period when we didn't know if it would ever...slink?...again. It was a horrible time in our history and I hope to never have to relive it again. I can't imagine Analysis without the slinky. ea so that was during Oral Interp while people were giving this presentations...this week it was poerty...but theres nothing exciting about that. Next week its childrens literature. Ugh instead of giving our presentations to just our little class, we have to do it infron tof NINE, yes that would be NINE, classroom full of disabled 3-5 year olds. I do not want to give my interpretation in front of those children. I have been in front of and done plenty of stuff for5 year old disable children. My mom used to teach them. I've had about my fill. But besides that, my piece isn't age/cognitive level appropriate and I'm not changing becasue I love what I'm doing. And I'm doing Sideways Stories from Wayside School. Yea still childrens literature but not 3-5 year old level. Especially not 3-5 year old with developmental delays and such. Also when the teacher and speech therapist can in to tell us this I realize how much I really do know about all this stuff...its wierd. Ok I'm finished. Oh yea I realized that I don't seperate my thoughts into paragraphs...i guess i don't think in paraghraphs...

Have a Nice day,
Kelsey

p.s. my name is not Bobsey...harumpff

ehhhhhhhhh

I'm home. I already slept in my own bed. It was pretty awesome. And there is something sticky and unappealing on the letter s and I dont like it. Eh I forgot how much to do not enjoy being in my house alone. Well my memory has been refreshed and I want my mom to come home. But she won't be home until about 9 tonight. And I am not really too great. I have an odd feeling in the upper region of my torse. Its an odd almost vomitty feeling but not really there all the way. It is not a fun feeling. I really need to buy a new phone because my current one is making me angry on about an hourly basis. I wish this one could just be fixed but nope they dont sell it any more so its out of warranty. I should eat something but I just want my mommy to come home. I'm tired so I'm going to sit around for a while. Have a nice day.

Home

I wanna go home. I miss my bed...i don't like the floor.

Single and Proud

Thats the name of my peice for oral interp. I have to present it tomorrow and I am not ready. I'm still cutting it and I am having a hard time getting it down to 3-5 minutes. But i will get it EVENTUALLY. I am writing this instead of working on that. I don't think i can write. Maybe I should try. I have ideas but I'm not really that talented. But I like reading LIana's stuff and I was the one to show to the dark side. Oh man I love them. They are wonderful. yea enough about them. I'm wearin gpink socks today. Every time I got over to Tori's house her little sister comments on how all my socks are the same brand but they're different colors. Eck I have an anatomy test tomorrow but i dont really know anything. So i don't know how thats going turn out. I bought shoes last Sunday. They're oKay but i was desperate so I got them even though i'm not in love with them. Ew i was just talking about shoes...and not my normal shoes. My phone likes to turn off at random times and its very annoy. I can't hold a text conversation becaus it will turn off and I'll think that i'm just not getting a response. OH yea and i tihnk that all you juniors out there NEED to vote for turner to be our prince. Why? BEcaus4e it would be awesome! and he deserves it more than them. Admit it he does...and it would be really funny...to me at least. Well i guess I'll go work on that oral interp now. Have a nice day.

:D

thats all I have to say... :D

Lean wit it

Rock wit it! My brother likes to make me do that dance for him becasue he thinks its funny. And it is pretty funny esspecially when I try to do the matrix part and I fall flat on my back. Yea so on to more important things. I have been burnt three times today and each really really hurt. First I burnt the back of my neck with Tori's hair straightener and that hurt like a mother and left a nice little red mark. Then I was drinking hot chocolate and I burnt my tongue becasue I refuse to wait until it cools to drink it.That hurt for a while too. And finally for the worst burn. I was trying to hot glue these beads to a mask and I put a line of it near the little eye hole. Well huge huge glob of it dropped through the hole and landed on my poor, innocent pinky burning it so bad that it is not blistered. And its hard to type when you have a blistered pinky finger! OW I just hit the shift button with my pinky and its REALLY HURT!!!(now I've learned to use my ring finger instead) Thats the story of todays injuries. Oh yea and on Saturday I was At E Steele's little bonfire party thing and I was sitting in a chair on a little hill (I know now smart to begin with) and the smoke started to blow into my eyes. So I shut them and I guess I must have leaned back a little becasue I wented up flat on my back, sitting in a chair. But luckily I didn't get hurt and I laughed a lot. Oh yea and I slept wrong on my neck and thats really sore too. Yea I'm just full of little aches and pains today...I'm getting old. AND speakig of old my mom gave me my birthday present early! I got this awesome little bitty digital camera!!! NOw I can take pictures of things!! AND speaking of pictures to day while at a halloween store with tori and carl there was this little zombie guy that was only haf a body and he crawled around using his arms. And well I decieded to put a darth vader mask on hi mand we got a picture of him crawling around the store with a darth vader mask on and it is the new background on tori's phone. And that makes me happy.