Everyone wants a giant cookie, right? Well I made a giant cookie. I thought it would fantasticly fun and wonderfully tasty. And well, it was. Except that the inside wasn't fully cooked becasue if I cooked it anymore then the outer part would have become black, burnt, and unappealing. So I ate it. It tasted like warm cookie dough so it was pretty freaking awesome! But what I didn't realize was that I had made a giant cookie and I was not giant sized. I finished the cookie and it was as cookie-tastic as I expected it to be. Only thing is that when I finished I was too full and I was then unhappy. And I couldn't eat my unhappiness away because it was the delicious food that caused my discomfort. So I guess I couldn't eat enough to get too fat to escape my pit of shame. But I don't feel like moving so I guess I won't be leaving anytime soon. But I will rename to pit of shame. It is now the cavern of ugh. Its not an enjoyable place but I am not in a mood to hop out of it onto the surface of twirly-skippy-chirpy land.
Kelsey
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8 comments:
This is basically the greatest blog update I've ever read.
I want you to write a book, it would be amazing.
im with Carl and Kevin
Same here. wow a book. that'd be interesting
kelsey, we're getting you your own news show or possibly a podcast of kelsey's twirly-skipy-chirpy land. and it will be amazing. mas blog posts como eso por favor!
luv always
lady li
umm I would like to point out the fact taht magic amazing posts just happen you can't make them or they woulnd't be fun adn magically exciting
`Em
once again em speaks the truth
I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!
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