100th Post

And all it is is a picture...IMPROV NIGHT PICTURE!!!!!!!!!

BOOM CONT.

Yea this is a really long explosion.

BOOM

That was the sound of my brain exploding.

It WAS My Birthday!

Yea last Saturday was my birthday! I am seventeen! Yea still wierd to say...SEVENTEEN! I am going to have a party eventually probably next weekend because things keep coming up to inturupt my plans. But we will get through this! I'm bowling again so that means that I will get to eat bowling alley food and get fat! yay bowling alley food! Though I might end up like Dr. Saphira filled with so much fat that it is impossible to cut through the skin without cutting through the muscle. So to make a long story short, MIke and I are stuck with the spawn of satan in embalmed cat form. Yes it is evil and looks at me! I swear it does...even though its dead...well its eyes are half open and from a certain angle it looks like the cat is just looking at you. ITS CRAZY!! But yea so the cat is much mean. It must have had a good life because its the fattest cat there and has a stupid layer of fat but very thin skin...stupid jerk cat.

Kelsey

New Favorite Person

I have a new favorite person and it is...drumroll please....oh come on guys! you can do better than that I said drumroll please!...Alright my new favorite person is Max! Yes congratulations Max! You don't really win anything except a free milk...maybe. Oh yea and on a totally different subject I got free chips today! I bought potato skins after school and I thought they were going to get stuck but they fell and when they fell there were two! My potato skins multiplied in MIDAIR! I beleive I may be the first to witness this miracle but if you have also please tell me about your experience with this phenomena...well i guess you can't call one a phenomena...eh whatever! Oh and I should never dye my hair blond...ever. And I send a curse you!!!!
to my arch nemesis out there!!!!

Kelsey

Orange Julius

I think that has become my favorite new random pointless phrase. Its a fun thing to say whe n you have nothing else to say...orange julius. And its even better because I know the history behind the orange julius...thank you food network...but CURSE YOU Rachel Rea!!! She is hypnotizing! And I actually caught myself saying "E-v-o-o" ugh stupid extra virgin olive oil. Yea and I have something else to say and that is...orange julius. See it just fits in anywhere! OH yea and Happy Orange-juggling barefoot clown day!

Kelsey

Giant Cookie

Everyone wants a giant cookie, right? Well I made a giant cookie. I thought it would fantasticly fun and wonderfully tasty. And well, it was. Except that the inside wasn't fully cooked becasue if I cooked it anymore then the outer part would have become black, burnt, and unappealing. So I ate it. It tasted like warm cookie dough so it was pretty freaking awesome! But what I didn't realize was that I had made a giant cookie and I was not giant sized. I finished the cookie and it was as cookie-tastic as I expected it to be. Only thing is that when I finished I was too full and I was then unhappy. And I couldn't eat my unhappiness away because it was the delicious food that caused my discomfort. So I guess I couldn't eat enough to get too fat to escape my pit of shame. But I don't feel like moving so I guess I won't be leaving anytime soon. But I will rename to pit of shame. It is now the cavern of ugh. Its not an enjoyable place but I am not in a mood to hop out of it onto the surface of twirly-skippy-chirpy land.

Kelsey

Bad

I am bad at video games. I was not born with a natural ability. I can't even get very far on a game on my phone....stupid little red ball...Yea. I'm going to go play HArry Pott er and the Prisoner of Azkaban on my PS2 becasue that game is easy and I've already beaten it. It will make me feel better becasue last time I played it I beat it in one day. So off I go! Everyone have a nice day! I'm getting my hair cut and colored tonight and I'm excited!

+Bobsey
...I've given up fighting it.

Thinking

I've been thinking...possibly too much. And I have decieded that if anyone else could hear my thoughts they would have me commited. This thought crossed my mind at work last night. It was about two hours into my shift. And after about an hour and a half of talking and singing to myself. Luckily this time I didn't start thinking with a British nanny's voice. That was a bad day (I was cleaning bathroom for hours). I have decieded that I need to stop thinking. Its never about anytihng important but I need a day were I can just sit back, relax and let my mind shut up. Oh and I have a story from work! I was working concessions last night and these four girls came in. Two of them looked normal enough but the other two...ok one was wearing a yellow dress that had a pattern on it that I couldn't understand what it was (it turned out to be like blackish paint splotchy looking things) AND the other girl was the scariest of them all...she was wearing a faux fur leopard print jacket, tiny little green shorts, and under these short leopard print leggings that went all the way down to her ankles. Then she was wearing these scary low heeled pink shoes that looked like they been standing out on the corner for too many nights. But hey I don't really care what they were wearing, i was just intriqued. But then after they ordered ( 3 medium fanta and a coke with no ice), they went into their moive. BUt then they came back. And they asked me if we had barbeque sauce. Remember I work at a movie theater, have you ever been to a movei theater with barbeque sauce? I haven't. SO I told them no but we had ketchup...then they went to the ends to get ketchup but seeing that there was nothing to put it in, they pumped the ketchup into a napkin and scampered off. I thought that this would be the last time I had to deal with them but OH NO they came back. With a small empty bag of popcorn (remember their order) and requested a new bag...hmmmm i wonder why? oh maybe they fished it out of the garbage and were trying to get free popcorn. Luckily after that they left. OK thats my story. And now I am going off ot try to not think for a while. Oh but before I go I want to leave with some words of wisdom I got form my manager Jame last night. Bros before hoes. Remember that.

Kelsey

Slinky Incident

Tori is not allow near the slinky. She broke it. Well in the end it got fixed but the was a scary fifteen minute time period when we didn't know if it would ever...slink?...again. It was a horrible time in our history and I hope to never have to relive it again. I can't imagine Analysis without the slinky. ea so that was during Oral Interp while people were giving this presentations...this week it was poerty...but theres nothing exciting about that. Next week its childrens literature. Ugh instead of giving our presentations to just our little class, we have to do it infron tof NINE, yes that would be NINE, classroom full of disabled 3-5 year olds. I do not want to give my interpretation in front of those children. I have been in front of and done plenty of stuff for5 year old disable children. My mom used to teach them. I've had about my fill. But besides that, my piece isn't age/cognitive level appropriate and I'm not changing becasue I love what I'm doing. And I'm doing Sideways Stories from Wayside School. Yea still childrens literature but not 3-5 year old level. Especially not 3-5 year old with developmental delays and such. Also when the teacher and speech therapist can in to tell us this I realize how much I really do know about all this stuff...its wierd. Ok I'm finished. Oh yea I realized that I don't seperate my thoughts into paragraphs...i guess i don't think in paraghraphs...

Have a Nice day,
Kelsey

p.s. my name is not Bobsey...harumpff

ehhhhhhhhh

I'm home. I already slept in my own bed. It was pretty awesome. And there is something sticky and unappealing on the letter s and I dont like it. Eh I forgot how much to do not enjoy being in my house alone. Well my memory has been refreshed and I want my mom to come home. But she won't be home until about 9 tonight. And I am not really too great. I have an odd feeling in the upper region of my torse. Its an odd almost vomitty feeling but not really there all the way. It is not a fun feeling. I really need to buy a new phone because my current one is making me angry on about an hourly basis. I wish this one could just be fixed but nope they dont sell it any more so its out of warranty. I should eat something but I just want my mommy to come home. I'm tired so I'm going to sit around for a while. Have a nice day.

Home

I wanna go home. I miss my bed...i don't like the floor.

Single and Proud

Thats the name of my peice for oral interp. I have to present it tomorrow and I am not ready. I'm still cutting it and I am having a hard time getting it down to 3-5 minutes. But i will get it EVENTUALLY. I am writing this instead of working on that. I don't think i can write. Maybe I should try. I have ideas but I'm not really that talented. But I like reading LIana's stuff and I was the one to show to the dark side. Oh man I love them. They are wonderful. yea enough about them. I'm wearin gpink socks today. Every time I got over to Tori's house her little sister comments on how all my socks are the same brand but they're different colors. Eck I have an anatomy test tomorrow but i dont really know anything. So i don't know how thats going turn out. I bought shoes last Sunday. They're oKay but i was desperate so I got them even though i'm not in love with them. Ew i was just talking about shoes...and not my normal shoes. My phone likes to turn off at random times and its very annoy. I can't hold a text conversation becaus it will turn off and I'll think that i'm just not getting a response. OH yea and i tihnk that all you juniors out there NEED to vote for turner to be our prince. Why? BEcaus4e it would be awesome! and he deserves it more than them. Admit it he does...and it would be really funny...to me at least. Well i guess I'll go work on that oral interp now. Have a nice day.

:D

thats all I have to say... :D

Lean wit it

Rock wit it! My brother likes to make me do that dance for him becasue he thinks its funny. And it is pretty funny esspecially when I try to do the matrix part and I fall flat on my back. Yea so on to more important things. I have been burnt three times today and each really really hurt. First I burnt the back of my neck with Tori's hair straightener and that hurt like a mother and left a nice little red mark. Then I was drinking hot chocolate and I burnt my tongue becasue I refuse to wait until it cools to drink it.That hurt for a while too. And finally for the worst burn. I was trying to hot glue these beads to a mask and I put a line of it near the little eye hole. Well huge huge glob of it dropped through the hole and landed on my poor, innocent pinky burning it so bad that it is not blistered. And its hard to type when you have a blistered pinky finger! OW I just hit the shift button with my pinky and its REALLY HURT!!!(now I've learned to use my ring finger instead) Thats the story of todays injuries. Oh yea and on Saturday I was At E Steele's little bonfire party thing and I was sitting in a chair on a little hill (I know now smart to begin with) and the smoke started to blow into my eyes. So I shut them and I guess I must have leaned back a little becasue I wented up flat on my back, sitting in a chair. But luckily I didn't get hurt and I laughed a lot. Oh yea and I slept wrong on my neck and thats really sore too. Yea I'm just full of little aches and pains today...I'm getting old. AND speakig of old my mom gave me my birthday present early! I got this awesome little bitty digital camera!!! NOw I can take pictures of things!! AND speaking of pictures to day while at a halloween store with tori and carl there was this little zombie guy that was only haf a body and he crawled around using his arms. And well I decieded to put a darth vader mask on hi mand we got a picture of him crawling around the store with a darth vader mask on and it is the new background on tori's phone. And that makes me happy.

Yay!

Oly one day left until I can get a new cell phone! I love my old one but its gone stupid. It doesn't hold a charge and when I plug it in to charge the screen turns white and it doesnt work. I should be writing my reflection paper for Oral Interp but I donn't want to because I did bad. Like really bad. Almost horrible but not quite there. I am always cold now. I don't want to be be in Septmember. I want to be warm! I stayed in bed for an extra half an hour becasue my room was so cold. I need to stop eating giant cookies before dinner because then I'm not hungry. I want to cook or bake...but i have nothing. I really want to make a cheesecake so I guess I'll find a recipe for that and I'll make it eventually. My brother cannot cook a frozen pizza without setting off the stupid smoke alarm. And last time he did it I had a headache and every smoke alarm in my house went off. Then stopped. Then went off again. I'm not good at anything. I want to be good at something but I got nothing. I want a giant cookie but my brother is making a pizza. Oh yea and did I mention that I did really bad in oral interp today? Oh yea I did. Ok I'm just going to have to wait to make myself a cookie. My jelly beans don't make be happy anymore. I don't feel like purring. I guess I've just run out of self-esteem for now.

Kelsey...
no one can spell my name right. and I don't know why.

Mike is tall.

I thought that he deserved a title. I don't know why but I thought he did. Oh and Joel was in the car. It was just the funniest thing to me because he was IN THE CAR. The lady is wearing a bra on her head to keep warm...I never thought of that before...maybe I'll try it next time I get cold. I want one of those calanders that teaches you a new word each day. I want to learn new words and use them in everyday conversation. My word for today will be verisimilitude, whcih means the quality of seeming to be true. I think its where they got the same of the truth serum from Harry Potter. I'm listening to this song that i used to love when I was younger and I still love it! I love Mark Wills! LIana you should know who that is! If you don't you are being shunned by the entire community. I have a lot of analysis homework and a test on monday. But thats good because then I dont have homework. This is boring me because math homework is not interesting. Oh I learned something...people do not like to be licked. I will keep that in mind for the future.

Candy

I have candy in my house again and that makes me happy. I like candy...but who doesn't? Well i thought that that was a nice ice breaker. Now to the real reason why I'm posting. I went to the zoo with Tori's family on Saturday. There is a story about the car ride to the zoo but I'm not sure if I should share that one. So I'll move on to the more amusing stories about my trip to the zoo. I was walking down the little zoo path going from the Wolfe exhibit to the bathrooms because Tori's little brother had to go. Ok so I was walking and something to my right caught my eye a little bit and before I had time to react I chipmunk ran directly into my foot bounced off and ran way. Unfortunalty I screamed and felt like an idiot but it isn't an everyday thing to have a chipmunk run directly into your shoe. Ok so the second thing at the zoo that made me scream. We were walking through this trail thingy about Africa and we stopped to look for the Okapi. No one could see it until I looked down a bit and saw it standing about five feet away from me sticking it head up onto the ledge-tihng we were standing on...yet again I kind of screamed a little (not as bad as with the chipmunk) and jumped to the side...I got laughed at. That was my third stike for the way and I decieded that the zoo was trying to kill me. (The first one was in the car on the way there) but as I said I'm not sure I want to share that story.

Ow...

So I learned a lesson today. I should not slap box. I'm not very good at it. And now my forehead hurts. Apparently my brother is good at it. I will not be slap boxing anytime in the near future. He only stopped when I busted out the stapler...I was putting up my accepted poster...I swear! I had to vaccum my backpack out today becasue there was a bunch of trash and such in it. I have to sneeze but a pop up on my computer just stopped it. I dont think thats ever happened before. I really like garlic bagel ships. I think they're my favotire food. But I ate all of them. Oh and I'm sorry to Mike and Zack for putting up my spasms during Snakes on a Plane. I was a little jumpy.

Beans, Green

That's what my recipe from Michael's says. I think its funny but I love green beans so much that anything related to them pleases me. I love footloose too. Sorry about that transition but I'm listening to the soundtrack..I haven't lisened to that since Macbeth. How do I know that, you may ask. Well before going on stage for my amzing role of Scottish Soldier 3 I was always bouncing around and singing/huming the song "Let's here it for the boy" oh i love that song! Oh Footloose was such a good play! Ah it was go cool! They were all wearing converse! It was pretty fancy...well small town hick fancy but fancy none the less. Oh and I like the song somebody's eyes..oh yea and the girl gets around. Um what else....I went to the library. Tori took a picture of a cute guy that pulled up next to us...she was like totally staring at him...ok that was fun to say ha ha. My eyes are getting sleeping becasue my mixture of cold medecine and a starbuck mocha frappuccino is wearing off finally. I will not make the mustake of taking cold medecine with caffenine again...though it did make work so a bit faster. But what made it go really fast was this kid Nick. Oh he is so funny! Oh and I saw him at Costco once! And I, Kelsey, actually went up and talked to him. I normally dont talk to people i see and I talked to him! I'm really taking steps forward! oh and I feel important! Yea some of you know what I'm talking about! oh yea!

SStar

p.s. beans, green te he

Could this possibly happen to anyone else?

The answer to that would be no. No one I know could possibly be terrorized by a bee in their own car, jump out of the car, get terrorized outside of the car, then make a made dash for the beeless car and smach their head on the doorframe. Yes I do beleive that this could happen to nobody else but me. And now I have a bum on my head. Oh I learned that watch who wants to be a millionaire makes me feel smart. Oh yea and that soap operas can be very interesting. Um yea and I think I've made a decision but who knows. I tihnk to much but as Liana says I'm not allowed to think. I think I'm going to go drug mysle because my head really hurts right now.

Green Eyes

My snow leopard is looking at me, trying to tell me what to do. But I don't think he can help because he isn't saying anything, just staring back at me with his plastic green eyes. Its a little scary because it looks like he really cares but he's not alive. I realize that I'm not going to find an answer staring into the eyes of a stuffed snow leopard but it couldn't hurt to try. and plus he's soft. So for now I guess I'll just keeping searching for an answer in his eyes and even if I never find one he still looks like he's trying and again he's soft.

SStar

Ah

Hmm I want to write something but I don't really think that I have anything to say. Um the past two days I have helped my mom in her classroom. I almost melted. It was so hot! This kitty doesn't want to stand up oh wait he is now! Yay KITTY!!! Ok thats done now. There's a pin cushion looking at me. Oh I know something that I could say. I made my Ipod nano a little cozy. Its made out of blue fleece and I thought that my Ipod should be prepared for the winter ahead. But when its in the cozy i kind of looks like a monster. Yea. As Liana said we have officially run out of thing to talk about. Wel except my jazz recorder debut. Yes I performed my jazzed up version of hot crossed buns in front of a bunch of people. I thought I was the best one to perform that night! But thats only my opinion. Oh and as Tori said I mety someone from Chile. His name was Gonzalo...not Guatamala-mo or any of tori's crazy names for him. lol and um for the record tori's sister, Grace, has terrifying dreams.

SStar

Victor Vito

Has anyone else here heard that commercial for the Laurie Berkner band CD? Because I swear I hear that everyday and I'm starting to want to buy it. I think there might be something wrong with that. I just keep hearing two of the little song bits in my head. The first song goes...Victor Vito and Freddie Vasco ate a burriot filled with tobasco...yea I know and the second one...my perosnal favorite...we are the dinosaurs matching marching we are the dinosaurs what do yo tihnk think of that (HUUUHH)...its fun to sing that one. I have a pencil sharpener staring at me. I don't think it likes me. I tihnk it might want to eat me... It electrocuted me once I swear to god!...and I think it that it read my storie I wrote in second grade. Um I just though that maybe I should ask you if its wierd for a second grader to write a book about Man-eating pencil sharpeners? Just a quesiton. And making a ninja glow-in-the-dark definatly defeats the purpoe of a ninja.

SStar

Gone Again

Now my Max is gone for good. This lady came while I was at work and took him. She's going to make him a therapy dog and she has a seven month old golden lab. Max and him got along well so I tihnk that my baby will be happy.

SStar

Humfff

Man this is how I felt yesterday. I was not feeling too good. I had a bad headache and kept feeling car sick everytime I got in a car. But I just took some stuff and I felt better. Oh I saw Monster House! That was a good movie! I have to work today. BVUt I only have to work three days this week. And the days are spread out so its not wrok, work, work...its off,work,off,work,off,work,off. So thats good. I'm pretty sure that all that I'm saying right now is interesting nobady so I'm going to stop talking. Have a nice day.

SStar

Gone

Yesterday at about 6:15 PM the guy came to take away my dogs. We packed up their stuff, gave it to him, and they left. I went over to PJ's house and then at 9:21ish my mom called and said that Max and the guys other dogs weren't getting along. His little stupid Boston Terrier was attacking my poor Max. So the guy brought Max back but kept Cody. So I have my baby back!

SStar

Something New and Different...

Yesterday was a pretty good day. I went to work...nothing happened there. I went to Mike's party....had a good time. Carl and I both got him the same kind of little bean thing that when it grows theres a message on it. BUt my was cooler becasue mine grew out of an egg. His grew out of a can...ha! Oh! And then the best part of the day! We were laying in Mike's backyard looking up at the stars and we saw a satelite. That sparked a conversation about shooting stars and I had never seen one. Then Tori, Carl, and I went over to Carl's house becasue you could see more stars out there. We went on his trampoline and looked up for a while. The trees there made the coolest little opening where you could see the sky. And guess what!! I saw three, yes THREE, shooting stars! It was the coolest thing EVER! Two of them were really huge ones and then there was one smaller one that only I saw. Then Tori slept over and we didn't go to sleep until about 2 in the morning. Then Tori, Carl, and I went to breakfast. We dropped Tori off at work and saw the Ant Bully. But now I have to go to work so I tihnk that my way will start going downhill.

Kel-C

From cheesecake dance to

being completely miserable. I'll start at the beginning because my whole day wasn't horrible. It started out well. I woke up at 5:30 then slept until 10. I then had the most hysterically funnyt hing happen..I won't say what but it involved a text saying "hey princess." Then I went to the pool and had some fun. Then it came crashing down. My mom told me that she put an ad in the newspaper to get rid of my babies. Yes its ture. We have to get rid of Max and Cody. My two favorite things in this world....

Kel-C

Well...

I do believe that its time for...the cheesecake dance! I love cheesecake. I just saw a guy on TV turning burning paper into a bottle of water but that was the only cool part. Hmm I had to work today... Iworked for about 5 1/2 hours and got no break. I really think that that has to be breaking some sort of law. Oh yea and by the way its hot in Topeka.

Kel-C

Got it!

Ha after a year of having my permit I finally got my license! I can drive legally! Alright now I'm hungry...

Kel-C

My List

Here is my list...

I want a tree house
I want to be truly terrified of something
I want something that I am really good at
I want to run around in the rain
I want a rat
I want to write a new fairy tale
I want to not care for just one day
I want someone who hates traditional romance as much as I do
I want all the green shoes that I could ever want
I want to stay a week in an ice hotel
I want to go rock climbing
I want to yell at someone and not feel bad
I want to hug Matt Raftery
I want to spend as much time in the zoo as I want to
I want a child with a weird name
I want some sexy shoes/boots
I want to take a nap in the middle of a field
I want to have a dinner party
I want to see The Wedding Singer on Broadway
I want a pygmy hippo
I want to make a funny snowman
I want a trench coat
I want to buy more than one thing from the front of a store
I want to learn how to swing dance
I want an imaginary friend
I want to become lost when I’m with someone
I want a massage
I want to dye my hair a fun color
I want to become dizzy when I’m with someone
I want to be needed
I want to forget who I am
I want to take a pole dancing class
I want to be a character in a cartoon
I want to be fancy
I want to fall asleep with someone
I want stay up all night with someone
I want a lot of hats
I want to collect fun magnets
I want to be thrown up against a wall
I want fangs
I want a moon bounce
I want a fluffy bathrobe
I want dance on a table
I want to buy weird clothes and have no one judge me
I want a tattoo from the guys at Miami Ink
I want to spin around until I fall down
I want an Irish comedian
I want to go to another Bowling for Soup concert
I want to be the first to see a new Broadway musical
I want a summer away from everything
I want to understand the way others think
I want people to understand how I think
I want to party like its 1999
I want to be able to go back to the 80’s
I want Jason Lee
I want to make a stupid video and have it posted online
I want a live-in chef and maid and hairstylist and make up artist and…this list could go one forever
I want to be everything that I have ever wanted to be

There it is go read other poeples and make one yourself!!I its fun...I promise! oh and watch the video below! YOU HAVE TO!

Kel-C

TORN

I couldn't resist anymore! I know I've shown this to a few people but it makes my happy so I thought everyone should enjoy it. Even if you have had hte worst day ever this will make you feel better! I promise and if it doesn't...well then...I just don't know.

Jagged Ice

I have not had the best last few days. But whatever they're behind me now. Pretty much I overreacted to something and then things kinda went down from there. But as I said that behind me now becasue I can't go back. So on to wierder news...my brother is turning 18 on Friday and its scary and wierd. Maybe not for most of you but maybe a little to my friends who know Evan and its wierd to me. Oh yes and powerade, unlike Gatorade, does not still taste cold after being left out all night. Its tastes bad. Gatorade doesn't. Powerade does. Keep that in mind. Oh yea and my title for this has nothing to do with my life. Its the kind of Powerade I was drinking and is now sitting next to me staring at me because I don't want to dirnk it anymore. I think I feel abandoned but I tried to drink it but it just does not taste appealing. So my Jagged Ice if your reading this over my should. I am really sorry that I can't drink you anymore. I want to because I am thirsty but it just cannot work out between us. I never should have taken you out of the fridge f I couldn't finish what I started and for that I am sorry. You could go back into the fridge and one day we shall meet again and then I will drink you. Just like old times...and by old times I mean last night. You were a good drink but I tihnk for now we should go our separate ways. I will never forget you Jagged Ice. Excuse me I need a moment........(that was a moment) Ok I'm better now! Have a nice day.

Kel-C

P.S. thats my wrapper name, yo.

Tori

I miss my Tori so here's our song...oh my those were some good times.

99 Luftballons

My favorite German pop song about the world ending!

Licked the Walls and Talked to her boots

Because thats what CRAZY people do. Yes it can be said officialy I have completly lost my mind...just ask Tori...(she knows...) I think what has lead me to this conclusion was something that happened today but beofre we get there let's start the the beginninginginging...because thats where it starts. Well it all start when I was a little boy growing up in a log cabin just north of...wait nope ha it started yesterday when i was well me just sitting around my house after I had spend my day off being a bum. I realized that I was not happy which is a wierd thing because I'm always happy..well not really but i ususlly find a way to amuse myself. This time I could not. I decieded that I was just tired and so I went to sleep. I awoke this morning with the same peculiar feeling. There really no reason for me to be unhappy...except that...no that cant be it...maybe its becasue...no not that either. Um well I decided that I was unhappy because all the people that make me happy are gone. They've all just left me here for the weekend/week.Its hard to be someone like me witohut other people around to bum around with. Its the lack of Tori and Pj that is making me feel a little bit off. I just don't feel like myself today ...or yesterday...hopefully tomorrow will be better. Oh yea and the event which took place today that made me truly realize that I was losing my mind. After a few hours of walking back and forth between the bathrooms in my theater..it was my job to make sure they were clean today...I just was so alone that something wierd happened to my mind. The little voice inside my head started to speak with a british accent. It has not stopped yet and I tihnk if i doesnt stop soon I am doing to go completly insane...

Kelcie

Meh...

I tihnk that describes my life recently, it is very meh. Nothing too exciting or too horrible... just meh. I watched Hair yesterday and believe me if you watch it you feel like you are on drugs. It is the wierdest feeling and I tihnk I'm still confused. Oh yea...I tihnk that peopel like to confue me but they never do it on purpose. A Simple comment or thought and I am completely messed up. Yes well enough of that. I started reading Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment and its making me a little bit mad because so far it seems like a dumbed down version of When The Wind Blows and The Lake House. Oh and the part that has made me the maddest was the fact that in both sets of books there is blind kid. In the first *and better* books his name is Icarus called either Ic or Icky. *Oh yea and side note I LOVE that name* and in the other set of book his name is Iggy. Ahhh It drives me nuts. Maybe I won't later but right now on page 33 it makes me angry. OH and the Erasers are the stupidest thing I have ever heard of!! In the other books everything seems beleivable and in this its just like "wait...no...argh..." and I hope it will get better or I will cry. OH yea and Darkly Dreaming Dexter was FANTASTIC!!! I LOVE PEOPLE WITH NO HUMAN EMOTIONS THAT KILL PEOPLE!!!!

Kelcie

P.S. BUNNY TONGUE!!!!!

I haven't seen anyone besides Tori in two days and it amazes me how it has affected me. I miss everyone already. So if I don't do sometihng with you people soon it is likely that I am going explode. Or you people should just some to see movies at the theater (Karasotes Showplace 16 at the corner of 59 and 95th across from the Jewel) so that there is some little ray of happiness in my boring, lonely, long day. Really it helps...I saw Joel today and it just made the whole day better. Well that along with being let off early so I could go sit in my house alone. Oh yea and I got my hair cut but I'm scared that I got it cut too short o that now I cant pull it back for work or any other time. So yea and so far I have gotten two calls from Heather and Liana on their ride to Mexico. That was fun...I want a hug...

Kelcie

Direction

I think that I finally have at least some direction in my life. I have decieded that I want to at least attempt to become a veterinarian and if that doesn't work about, because I'm not smart enough, I'll just go to school to become a veterinary technician. I think that that will work out well for me. In fact, I got an application for a job at my dogs' veterinary clinic. If I got the job I'd be walking dogs! I'd still work at the movie theater during the summer but I think when school statrts I'll quit that. But if I get the vet job I'll still do that during the year. When we picked up Cody from there, he was getting his teath cleaned, my mom wasing talking to him about becoming a veterinary technician but he said I should try for a full doctor of veterinary medicine. I said that I wasn't smart enough and he said that your grades in high school really don't matter at all and neither does what you major in in college for a bachelor's degree. I'm really excited about the whole job thing and the fact that my life has a little more direction right now.

Kelcie

Ok so no matter how much i may say I hate my brother in the end he is pretty freakin awesome. I think since he had the graduation ceremony he's decieded to be nice to me. Ok so here's the reason behind all this. Story Time!!!!! I was sitting around in my room, watching Saved By the Bell, when I hear the garage opening. I went over to my window and looked down. For some crazy reason I thought that my mom was coming home but instead my brother walked out of the garage. Being the wonderful, loving, caring sister that I am I yelled, "Lame." and he looked up. Then the little freak started singing. It was like how all you little girlies out there want a guy to throw rocks at your window and night and such. Well I got it but it was my stupid brother acting like an idiot. It was histarically funny and i almost died laughing. Ok well that was my story and now I am done.

Kelcie

A Real Life Dragon

AHHHH I found him!! Draco Malfoy but real!!! not british, not a wizard, not evil but what ever! that stuff doesn't matter anyway. Yea, I going to stop now but continue to be happy with the fact that I found him. YAY!

Kelcie

Sun and Bugs

I have a sunburn and a bug bite so I itch but it hurts when I scratch it. Thats my biggest problem right now except that I have to go to work in a few hours. MTV shows have the funniest cheesy lines and they make me laugh at their stupidity.

Kelcie

Photography

I was told to take up photography and this is what i got . . .

Emo Weather

Don't you hate it when the weather makes the mood in the room? Especially when its sad, depressed, grey weather. But from now on there should no reason for this type of wether. Because we're better than that. We can make it so that the weather is bright and sunny. People just need to try and care. After today if anyone slacks, messes up, or just doesn't seem to be caring enough I will personally be kicking their ass or asses (plural). Probably with help from ym home girl Liana yo because she can scare people more than I can. I never want that room to be that quiet again. And as Liana said It should never have to be again. O yea and I don't really like sad people or more likely I don't like emotionally heavy situations.

You know you love me,
Kelcie

Anteater

yea this picture was adorble so I just add to post it to show that I'm in a better mood today.
Its an ANTEATER!!!!! The first one to be born and raised in capivity!!! ooooooo ahhhhhhhh!!! lol

You know you love me,
Kelsey

long time long time

hmm i don't have much to say even though i have not posted on this for a while. Hmm all I can say is that for some reason I just crashed today when I got home and I don't know why. Hopefully I'll get me back tomorrow.

Kelsey

Home at 3?? WTF

lol yea im hom enad 3 and it sucks!! theres nothing entertaining to do here! Ehh I'll be back at school soon enough anyway. Yea so I'm having a get together/soiree (most likely misspelled with w/e)/triple date and it is going to rock!! woo yea lol Yea and in Spanish we had a fashion show and people were saying how i really knew what i was doing! lol those secret hours of watching Americans Next Top Model have fnally paid off!!

boo yah,
Kelsey

I made Tori lose a bet

Ha ha for those who know all I can say is how could that girl underestimate me? lol well i can see where she was coming from. . . but still! lol

You know you love me,
Kelsey

Another Secret

Yea so umm something happened that only 2 people know about, well excluding someone in particular who well obviously knows. tehe HAPPY VELENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (eve)

You know you love me,
Kelsey

Where IS my hairbrush?

I have offically gained the title of th biggest loser I know and that is saying something. I guess your wondering why I have given myslef this title well let''s head back tot he beginning. Well not the beginning because that would definatly be a long story. Instead we'll start about an hour ago. I give myself the title of the biggest loser I know because I bought a Silly Song with Larry CD and have not stopped singing since I bought it. Here is an example of one of these song in case you've never heard them. . .

Barbara Manatee

Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) Sent from up above (up above, up above) You are the one I love (I love, I love, I love)
Bill: "Please don't cry Bar-ba-ra, Your a nice Manatee, You've been so good to me But i must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all And you cant come because you don't speak Frrrench. Au revoir"
Barbara: But if you leave Bill Who will take me to the ball? Whose going take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes A new manatee lipstick Who will take me to the ball?
Larry: I'll take you to the ball Barbara Manatee!
Barbara: Please don't go
Bill: I must
Barbara: don't go!
Bill: I must!
Barbara: don't!!
Bill: Must!!
Barbara: don't don't!!!!
Bill: Must must!!!!
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) Sent from up above (a manatee from heaven) You are the one i love Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) I'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie) I'll take you to the ball(to the ball, to the ball) I hope your not to tall (they might have trouble dancing)
Barbara: Bill, I've learned French
Bill: You have?
Barbara: Mais, oui. Je suis Manatee. See?
Bill: Oui, oui mon amie I always knew you could I really hoped you would Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?"
Barbara: Yes, but first, will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?
Bill: ...I cant dance
Barbara: You cant!?
Bill: No
Barbara: I must go
Bill: Please don't go
Barbara: I must
Bill: don't go!
Barbara: I must!
Bill: don't!!
Barbara: Must!!
Bill: don't don't!!!!
Barbara: Must must!!!!
Larry: Barbara Mantee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one...
[ DOOR OPENS ]
Bob: Larry...what are you doing?
Larry: Just watchin' a little TV...Bob
Bob: Well....maybe you should read a book
Larry: Yeah, ok
Narrator: THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR BILL SAY
Bill: "Oh Bar-ba-ra, ive learned to dance"
Barbara: "Oh, Bill!"

oh yes I do deserve this title.

You know you love me,

Kelsey

Schedule

Well my new schedule sucks. . . first I have Clothing & Textiles 1, second English 2 honors, third is Spanish 1 (omg so boring), and then 4th is Algebra 2 honors. Clothing & Textiles is gonna be ok and Elgich is gonna rock. Spaish is already boring and difficult and Algebra 2 honors is cool cuz its a tiny class. I had homework in 3 of my 4 classes and it was somewhat difficult. well only Elgish was difficult because the assignment was vague and difficult to come up with an idea but I think I did good. So I hear our first broadcast went well, too bad I couldn't see it for myself. Of course I've seen plenty of broadcasts so this one really wouldn't be anything new to me. Then after school I had to drive so now I only have 3 drives left!! woo (grr I should have my license my now but I'll settle for getting it eventually) Argh the worst part about today is that I saw Pj for only about 3.7 seconds!! grr stupid schedules!

You know you love me,
Kelsey

P.S. I heart Golden oreos!!! lol i love writing heart instead of love!

Sheesh

Sheesh its difficult to keep up to blogs at the same time. But I shall try to keep them both different wven when nothing is going on in my life. Though I do really prefer it when nothing is going on because life is easier when there isn't extra stuff for me to over think. Last Saturday was the best day I've had in a long time. I went over to Tori's house for a sleepover with her, Heather, Sam, And Liana. OMG it was so insanly fun and just releived a lot of stress. I think the best part might of been when LIana and I both couldn't sleep and we just stayed up for a while and talked. Then I stayed at Tori's house until about 6 PM the next day and I learned that I do not like fake nails and they do not like me. thats all I'll say on that subject.

You know you love me,
Kelsey

hugs

I don't give hugs, I need to work on that... i have no idea where that came from. I was just thinkin about nothin and them POW it hit me like a bird running into a wall. (I was thinking of that scene from Shrek 2 tehe) Yea so our speech meet went well but you people reading this should all ready know that. WOO YEA LIANA!!!!!! lol For the record I actually yelled that as I wrote it! I need to work harder so I can finally perform!!!! argh though I will miss seeing other people events... whatever. Ok this part might be weird but there i this piece of chicken in my sandwich and it is seriously STARING AT ME!!!!! this huge peice of chicken is just giving my this dirty look and it is freaking me out. Yea before this gets too weird I'm gonna go.


You know you love me,

Kelsey


p.s. trying out a new signature lol im not sure if it fits

For Tori

Tori I found a quiz that tells you which RENT character you are most like!!!!!!

You are:
42 % Angel
35 % Mark
7 % Roger
7 % Maureen
7 % Mimi



Let that spirit shine, lady! Just like Angel, your friends rely on you to make them laugh and forget their worries. They tend to get caught up in gossip and petty fights, but you're the glue that holds them together. With your positive attitude and giving ways, you'll be able to teach them a powerful lesson on how to be a true friend. You've earned your halo, Angel!
Your Broadway Buddy: Maureen.
Your RENT Theme Song: "Today 4 U"
Take the quiz

(yea its kinda wierd and they left out Collins and Joanne so some things are messed up like most of the "broadway buddy" things arn't right)