Where IS my hairbrush?

I have offically gained the title of th biggest loser I know and that is saying something. I guess your wondering why I have given myslef this title well let''s head back tot he beginning. Well not the beginning because that would definatly be a long story. Instead we'll start about an hour ago. I give myself the title of the biggest loser I know because I bought a Silly Song with Larry CD and have not stopped singing since I bought it. Here is an example of one of these song in case you've never heard them. . .

Barbara Manatee

Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) Sent from up above (up above, up above) You are the one I love (I love, I love, I love)
Bill: "Please don't cry Bar-ba-ra, Your a nice Manatee, You've been so good to me But i must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all And you cant come because you don't speak Frrrench. Au revoir"
Barbara: But if you leave Bill Who will take me to the ball? Whose going take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes A new manatee lipstick Who will take me to the ball?
Larry: I'll take you to the ball Barbara Manatee!
Barbara: Please don't go
Bill: I must
Barbara: don't go!
Bill: I must!
Barbara: don't!!
Bill: Must!!
Barbara: don't don't!!!!
Bill: Must must!!!!
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) Sent from up above (a manatee from heaven) You are the one i love Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) I'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie) I'll take you to the ball(to the ball, to the ball) I hope your not to tall (they might have trouble dancing)
Barbara: Bill, I've learned French
Bill: You have?
Barbara: Mais, oui. Je suis Manatee. See?
Bill: Oui, oui mon amie I always knew you could I really hoped you would Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?"
Barbara: Yes, but first, will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?
Bill: ...I cant dance
Barbara: You cant!?
Bill: No
Barbara: I must go
Bill: Please don't go
Barbara: I must
Bill: don't go!
Barbara: I must!
Bill: don't!!
Barbara: Must!!
Bill: don't don't!!!!
Barbara: Must must!!!!
Larry: Barbara Mantee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one...
[ DOOR OPENS ]
Bob: Larry...what are you doing?
Larry: Just watchin' a little TV...Bob
Bob: Well....maybe you should read a book
Larry: Yeah, ok
Narrator: THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR BILL SAY
Bill: "Oh Bar-ba-ra, ive learned to dance"
Barbara: "Oh, Bill!"

oh yes I do deserve this title.

You know you love me,

Kelsey